Defusing The Bomb

Welp... That didn't work, did it? I would say that you tried your best but... You really didn't... At all. Like... Instead of actually figuring out how to disarm the bomb or taking my word on it... You cried and kissed your pants and then when you went to cut all of the wires at the same time I TOLD YOU "Nonono! Don't cut all wires!" YOUR RESPONSE was "ThE tHiNg YoU sAiD bUt AbOuT yOu!!!! MUH KIDS! MUH KEEEEEEEDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" And then you cut all of the wires any (while drenched in your own piss and tears) and it went off. I mean, I guess you should have cut the grey wire... Er... Wait, no! Medium grey! You have to cut the MEDIUM GREY wire- Or... Hmmm... 🤔 Was it the light medium grey wire? I'm not color blind )by the way) I just only use grey wire but shit... Which fucking wire was the ground!? Oh! That's it! It was the dark-medium light grey wire! That! That one... Was PROBABLY it... Yeaaaah...

Hym "So, how is you responding to 'Whether or not they know it they are manufacturing a mental illness by (both) stalking and harassing me in a manner that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it's going to result in misdiagnosis, suicide, and/or I'm going to murder your kids" with doing the mental illness manufacturing in public in front of millions of people deliberately and for revenge because you don't want to have to admit I was right and ameliorate or even address my grievance and then your kids seeing your do that TO ME and thinking that it's a fine thing for them to do and then THEY DO IT to one of their classmates (just as arbitrarily) who then murders them all... Is 'defusing the bomb,' Dr. K? Really. Jordan? Dr. Jordan Peterson? What do you think? Does that sound like 'defusing the bomb' to you? And now we all need to pretend you didn't just blow up a bunch of kids, attempt to manufacture a mental illness it public and then cry like a bitch when you got exposed, and that you didn't do it deliberately for revenge for me saying that I could commit heinous acts if I wanted to in literally any direction I choose in response to this and I wouldn't even have to justify it. All so that, I would learn a lesson about... What again? What was the lesson I'm supposed to be learning? 'Don't feel bad about your kids getting raped and murdered because parents feel entitled to my servitude?' Is that it? Because... I learned it! You did it!"

by Hym Iam February 20, 2025

Pumpkin Bomb

An Orange Grenade with Green Accents to resemble a pumpkin. The Main Projectiles of The Green Goblin & Bully Maguire in Films & YTP's.

My Face got deformed by a fucking Pumpkin Bomb! - Harry Osborn

by MDawg1491 September 10, 2023

Sharknado bomb

This is when you fart so aggressively that the fart ends up ripping your pants clean, burning you and others eyes around you and are left with a sore ass for 2 days.

*sharknado bomb*
Dude what was that?!
Sorry i just did a fart and spit my pants!!
Nah you just did a sharknado bomb mate my eyes are burning!!!!

by FatboySlimJesus February 19, 2017

show bombing

When you are watching tv and your family starts talking and you cant hear the tv

Dude,I was watching the walking dead and my family came in and started show bombing

by d rivera February 22, 2015

Stinky Bomb

People with stinky breath are usually called stink bombs, when they come near you, you get the sensation of a stink bomb: for example ivan is like a stink bomb because his breath smells like shit

You’re a stinky bomb cuzzz

by DeboraIsPengStyll April 10, 2019

Bombed the basin

Its the act of consuming ALOT of alcohol and spicy food the night before, then getting up with the shits in the middle of the night but not quite making it to the bog......only the sink....

Nick: Hahahaha pete's Bombed the basin.......

Joe: AARRGGHH my toothbrush was in there!!!!

by playfulgorila March 9, 2009

H Bomb

Holley V.S.M.D./ Nacho average kid!

Guy 1:Did you hear about that kid who got run over by his mom? Guy 2: Yeah... good news is the H-Bomb was working in the ER at the time.
Guy 1:Dam that kid's lucky, the H-bomb is a miracle worker!
Guy 2:H Bomb

by Jonathan Woodabin January 28, 2008