A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
by Rodeogirl777 March 01, 2018
My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.
Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."
by Hym Iam September 26, 2023
A method of torture devolped and perfected by Israeli Commandos. After the most recent Geneva Convention, it was outlawed in all civilized countries under penalty of death by Toon Job.
"Man, I just can't stop looking for the body of Jimmy Hoffa."
"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."
"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"
"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."
"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"
by Hal Emmerich July 23, 2008
A sexual position in which the man "drills" the woman in her asshole, which leads to her releasing her "natural gases.
Can be enhanced by wearing a hard hat and orange vest and yelling "Give me your gas!".
Can be enhanced by wearing a hard hat and orange vest and yelling "Give me your gas!".
by theattorney January 07, 2021
There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".
by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021
A sexual act where the girls hands are at the bottom of the dick ,and the guy grabs her head and pushes it down on his dick repeatedly making her gag.
by Sexguide January 09, 2018
This is when a male sticks his erect penis into his partners nose, hence why it is called a boogie job
Robert: Dude, Elizabeth is such a freak! She gave me a boogie job!
Kyle: No way, Sara wouldn't let me do that yet.
Kyle: No way, Sara wouldn't let me do that yet.
by Boogie Tron July 11, 2017