Mr.Marker

Usually a math teacher. Kind of a douchebag and likes the Chicago Bears.

Dude, Mr.Marker is a douche!

by Josh Mays January 5, 2012

house marking

A practice in which the most passionate of Harry Potter fans engage, in which upon first meeting another person one attempts to ascertain which house in Hogwarts that person belongs before learning anything else about said individual. Those who advocate for this practice claim it is far more effective in predicting and anticipating a person's character and personality than other forms of "marking" that many other humans may deploy. For example, the feminist philosopher Marilyn Frye describes "sex marking," a process of trying to determine another's sex and/or gender so as to impose upon them rigid expectations based on inaccurate gender norms and roles that only serve to stifle human capacity. Male and female are ambiguous, broad, and essentially meaningless term, containing within each of them the full spectrum of the human condition. Sex marking, therefore, is an inaccurate means of developing an understanding of another human. House marking, on the other hand, is far more effective in anticipating how a person will act, think, or live. Knowing someone is a Slytherin provides a far better basis for predicting behavior than knowing they are female.

I couldn't help "house marking" that guy I met last night I could tell he was a total Slytherin!

by fryeismagical December 11, 2012

twerk marks

When someone twerks against a wall with enoughbforce to both rub the paint off while simultaneously embedding the fabric color into the wall

Damn, what happened to your wall?

Man, Big Frita was so drunk last night that when he new Mr. Ghetto song played, she left twerk marks on my bedroom wall!

by Dah Baussss March 14, 2014

Rift Marks

The red outlines you get on your face from using the Oculus Rift too long and/or too often.

I got some bad Rift marks last night. hope my parents don't notice.

by pseudonymousR July 27, 2014

Man marking

When a man viciously doesn't let his girlfriend out of his sight, for fear of rival men stealing her away.

Is Dave coming out tonight?

No, he's at Kelly's worksite, man marking her like a pro.

by Daniel.Crag August 1, 2014

cornered market

When a person, including corporations, ends in a unique place in which they can offer something before everyone can, sometimes that nobody else can.

Dragons AND incest? Who does not like any of those things? Damn that's a cornered market now

by kkkhris April 10, 2016

big market

The place where there are rows of shops

Am off to the big market al see you soon...

Where is the big market ect

by Big market September 21, 2016