A guy called this is incredibly book smart but also incredibly lazy. They're also incredibly afraid of lots of things including cycling on roads. Other suitable synonyms include Dweebo.
Where's Ben?
Oh he's still trying to get here from the surgical ward
That's only round the corner
I know right. What a joe Drummond
Oh he's still trying to get here from the surgical ward
That's only round the corner
I know right. What a joe Drummond
by Stickydragon January 15, 2024
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Get the Joe mug.A big batty boy from trimdon who prances around like he has shat himself and been rammed up the arse. Most of the time he looks like he is falling down a hill and cant pronounce curry and for some reason pronounces it "KERRY". Dont stand within 3 ft of this person when they are talking otherwise you will get drenched in spit. Joe is also a MAMMYS BOY and cant do anything without his mammy and daddy to fuck his little arse the gay cunt
by Grnty January 30, 2024
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The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
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