qhars happeniing

when someone misspells "what's happening"

*long conversation in a group chat

*opens the app and sees a few hundred unread

"qhars happeniing"

by techflier September 2, 2024

Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие)

Translated from Bulgarian (Бадемово Щастие), Almond Happiness comes from a R34 post of Almond Cookie, a character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. In the image Almond Cookie showed naked with his arms crossed, while his body and dick (happiness) is hyper (the character's anatomy is unrealistically large). It can also be used to name a person who's dick is hard as Almond Cookie.

Valyo: You remind me of Almond Cookie with your hard dick...
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..

by dihanov October 29, 2024

Dead Haps

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia

"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"

by TACOWASTAKEN December 11, 2024

Slap Happy

When stuffing your girl from behind and your balls slap against her butt cheeks so long that it throws her into a euphoric state

Damn you're in a good mood ever since we went to the bedroom you've been slap Happy

by California finest January 2, 2025

Yap happy

When two people engage in a conversation and begin yapping to the point that a 5 minute conversation becomes a 5 hour conversation (or longer). If another party is involved, the person outside the yap happy pair may end up going unnoticed within the conversation.

Lucia: Hey sorry for not including you in the conversation yesterday, we got a little yap happy. We weren't intentionally trying to ignore you.
Mara: No worries, I know you and Darcy are chronic yappers.

by marlyn meow January 14, 2025

Gay (happy)

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: gay (Happy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Not Happening Fallacy

A cognitive and rhetorical failure where the sheer scale, complexity, or existential dread of a looming crisis (like climate catastrophe or societal collapse) leads individuals and institutions to treat it as impossible rather than improbable. It’s not denial of evidence, but a psychological surrender to the unthinkable. By dismissing the event as "not happening," the mind avoids the paralyzing burden of preparing for it. This fallacy confuses statistical low-probability with metaphysical impossibility, often reinforced by the fact that truly systemic disasters have no recent local precedent, making them feel like science fiction instead of pending history.

Example: A coastal city council rejects funding for a massive seawall upgrade because "a storm that powerful has never hit us here." This is the Not Happening Fallacy. They are not denying climate science; they are treating a historically unprecedented, high-impact hurricane—now more likely due to warming oceans—as a mythic event, opting for cognitive comfort over costly, disruptive preparation.

by Nammugal February 5, 2026