A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.
"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."
"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."
"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"
Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"
Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"
Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"
Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"
Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
by U_Guru April 18, 2025
Get the Man-Eyesmug. KoRn’s best cover song
Originally preformed by Cheech, Chong, and Alice Bowie. This song is the secret track on “Follow The Leader”
Originally preformed by Cheech, Chong, and Alice Bowie. This song is the secret track on “Follow The Leader”
by Yours truly the band now in 3D September 14, 2023
Get the Earache My Eyemug. by Seven t.o July 21, 2022
Get the hooded eye lookmug. by Hanniehae September 28, 2022
Get the bambi eyesmug. A moment in psychedelic or weed trip, when you eventually encounter a mirror and look into your eyes to check how red they are, or how wide pupils are, and optionally end up standing there, staring and thinking about who or what you are, what counciousness is, what human is, what reality is, and other questions about Universe.
Yesterday I've been stuck on red eye checkpoint for a five minutes straight, and ended up showing myself middle finger.
by ammonger September 29, 2025
Get the Red Eye Checkpointmug. by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
Get the Well open eyes big big towards BTS the kpop group kkkmug. To witness.
Billy was riding his bike home from soccer practice with his brother Walter. They see a mugging in an alley they normally cut through to save time and turn around to flee.
Billy says to Walter, "I'm catching that on eye... poor guy. Hopefully there was a camera!" as they race home in fear.
Billy says to Walter, "I'm catching that on eye... poor guy. Hopefully there was a camera!" as they race home in fear.
by Bird-0 May 28, 2023
Get the Catching that on eyemug.