dick bouncer

Somebody who bounces on dickhomosexualraging gay

"Tiarnan is a huge dick bouncer"

by Dave Hare & Al Foody May 25, 2007

dolphin dick

A tiny skinny curved penis

" he has such a dolphin dick"

by coolstraitguy August 16, 2018

Dick farm

a sausage fest or the gym locker room.

wtf what is with the dick farm

by the nigga matsa November 10, 2006

peanut dick

The result of causing someone to pink sock

If I hadn't worn a condom, I'd be sporting some filthy peanut dick.

by drb0mb October 20, 2007

kitchen dick

Going limp when you are trying to screw because you are too hungry

Man, I was bangin' this chick, but I got kitchen dick and had to eat a sandwhich before I could finish her off.

by Birdjive January 3, 2009

Pain in the dick

1. When someone or something pisses you off. Like a pain in the ass but worse.

2. When something may cause your dick much pain.

1. "Cheryl, stop being such a pain in the dick."

2. Duffman- "Ya'll hear about suzie?"
Burnsy- "No what?"
Duffman- "I've heard she has vaginal teeth."
Burnsy- "What a pain in the dick."

by Young Burnsy January 26, 2010

Dick Fish

N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.

1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.

by DJ Willy P-Izzle January 15, 2006