Messiah Dorsey DAY

National messiah day all the huzz text his phone and flirt wit him

It’s all may 1-31 it’s is messiah Dorsey day cause he the goat

by Messiahaurafarming May 25, 2025

Fiery Dorito

Girl eats a shit ton of laxatives after eating a bunch of Mexican then Engages in sexual activity's with a male then when the girl needs to shit, she shits on his nose causing a hot shitty nose.

Julia: Hey baby, i want to have sex with you baby then im going to give you a fat fiery Dorito.

Greg: Oooooooo yeah mummy i love that, that makes me so bricked come suck this long ass shlong.

by BigChodeChad June 23, 2025

Jackoff Dorcey

Look at this shit guys! Jack Dorcey just 'vibe-coded' a messaging app. SOMEHOW... NOT EXACTLY THE SAME THING I DID WITH AI. How is that not the same fucking thing to you?

Hym "Jackoff Dorcey did a vibe code and made an app. I did the same exact with AI except I basically used humanity like a quantum computer and made AI. Additionally, writing about what I thinking about likely tilts the algorithm toward data that would be relevant. Seeing a lot of AI news now. But there is a virus of the Bible about this too! 'Leaving those who don't follow God in the darkness' It's their fucking Jew Strategum! They just don't want to have to admit that I'm a better warlord than God! That's what this really is!"

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris refers to the evil witch who took your soul.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who’s been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris who takes the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room with a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at goodwill! Auntie Doris who?

by Johnathan Shithead October 5, 2025

Lobster Dorsett

Sooo on the up, a lobster tail has gotta have a Lobster Bisque treatment.

I don’t who the hell ‘thermidor’ was, but TD just changed the game with Lobster Dorsett.

by noasweatt October 18, 2025

Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"

Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"
It has multiple meanings
1st A Really Beautiful and Sexy Girl/Women

2nd Ur Pussy probably Taste Great Less Filling"

U tell a Girl/Women ur Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"
Means "Beautiful and Sexy Taste Great Less Filling"
Ya know how a person starts eating

Doritos r really addictive and cheese puff r ok but really messy

by 70RR 007 October 22, 2025

John Dory

Cockney Rhyming slang for 'Cory'.
John Dory is an edible demersal coastal marine fish with a laterally compressed olive-yellow body which has a large dark spot, and long spines on the dorsal fin.
The John Dory also grows to a maximum size of 65 cm (26 in) and a maximum weight of 5 kg (11 lb).

I've got a lump on me John Dory
Your what mate
Me john

by Zimmer.365 November 29, 2025