When your girlfriend threatens to fart in your face while your asleep. So, you sleep with one eye open, while doing so, the woman's poop particles enters your eye, giving the man pink eye.
by RedHeadedMilf March 30, 2021
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by the kupo god November 22, 2010
Heroin eyes. When the dude you’re hangin out with has been banging up dope and his pupils are really tiny. (Or, you, if you’re not too high to look in a mirror)
by pro2a July 22, 2020
Covid-eyes
A girl with beautiful eyes wearing a mask but can't see the rest of her mug to determine if she is truly good looking or a butterface.
A girl with beautiful eyes wearing a mask but can't see the rest of her mug to determine if she is truly good looking or a butterface.
by Wolfballz August 16, 2021
by Dark Kitten March 24, 2005