can't unsee

When you see something so disturbing you want to forget the sight of it, but you can't. Your brain is permanently scarred.

I watched 2 Girls 1 Cup the other day and now I can't unsee it. It's burned into my brain!

by OntologicallyUneek June 2, 2014

wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .

Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony

by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019

ain't slick

When you get caught doing something / don't cover your tracks / are a general fuck up

She was bitching about him over Instagram messanger but forgot she was logged into her account on his phone. This bitch ain't slick!

by Alessandra Mendoza April 28, 2017

the sunset is beautiful, isn‘t it?

when someone says ‚the sunset is beautiful, isn’t it?‘ it means that they love you but they’re letting you go.

saying ‚the sunset is beautiful, isn‘t it?‘ while looking deeply into the eyes of the loved one you couldn’t have and now decided to let go.

by ohnoireallyshouldntstay December 1, 2021

Valve can't count to three

The fact that Valve (Game creators) can't count to three but can to 4,5,6 etc. popularized by the fact that the third Half-Life game wasn't Half-Life 3 but Half-Life 2:Episode 1

John:Hey! Can't wait till Portal 3 comes out!
Jack:Umm... Valve can't count to three, idiot.
John: Oh! Then let's wait for Portal 2: The Sequel.

by CarTroll September 28, 2011

Heavy-T

When having sexual intercourse with a female, preferably rawdog anal, you yell "I DONT EVEN AIM" and make a considerable mess in and around her mouth. Following a thorough ejaculation, take a toothbrush and get yo dental health on with the considerable mess!

Danny: "Hey Tara, want to perform a Heavy-T after i finish watching the notebook?"

Tara: "Sure, lemme go pick up a new toothbrush first!"

by Shugah Nipz June 20, 2009

Don't hate the player hate the game

Another way of saying don't blame me; this is how the system works.

Don't hate the player hate the game ... Or society made me do it, or the system is flawed and I've figured out how to work it, or everyone else is cheating too, or I hope I don't go to prison.

by halmonkey May 2, 2013