Hissing meat

"1. Meat sizzling on a grill
2. Collective human emittance of an NFL event."

“Nothing like hissing meat on a charcoal grill on a summer Sunday night”

“How was the Chiefs game Brian?!”
Brian: “...bunch of hissing meat...”

by Mivanusk June 10, 2018

Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

Meat Rider

Tetchra.

Did you see how Steven was gargling on Chris's balls in the groupchat? He's a total "Meat Rider"

by Slimy Johnson February 25, 2023

spam my meat

spam my meat is a song created by the band *xxflamer_gamer360xx spam my meat does not have anything to do with beating your meat it means to spam a keyboard

im gonna spam my meat to kill this guy

by yoboirerere February 27, 2023

hop off my meat

A saying which represents someone who wishes to cease be spoken about.

George: "yo, did you hear what andrew said???"
Andrew: "ay nigga hop off my meat"
george: "my fault og"

by hop off my meat February 28, 2023

Meat

Meat.

This is a term which is used to ask people if they like food or not. If you don't then you are called meat or the meat slapps and id you do than you are called the meaty, or the meaty slapps. This would also be used to disgust weather there is any cold air in the room 'are you meat' i have been meat before and you don't want to be because just listening to being meat hurts my ears and it would for you to. All i am trying to say is that its not a good idea to have a friends or know anyone the refers to as 'meat' because then you are in danger or you know that you may die in the future. But if you are called that then you are in trouble because then you are going to do soon without any warning.

Yiwin :"OMG GUYS I AM A MEAT SLAPP"

Everyone runs, because you cant trust one. Be careful out there because you may just run into a meat slapp.

by I have a life but do you? March 1, 2023

Fleet on the Meat

When a man has unlimited rizz as evident by numerous bitches on his dick

Guy 1: bro look at the roster of sneaky links I got in my phone so far
Guy 2: damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us you got a whole ass fleet on the meat

by Daddy's Patties March 5, 2023