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by ikca26 June 24, 2016

Lamb Job

Licking the smegma off your man's soft dick, whomst homes a fluffy pubic bush.

'How was your night Mary?'
"My husband just came back from working in Burra, he was so exhausted only had time for a lamb job"

by Woofsbah October 8, 2022

JOB Rolling Papers

JOB Rolling Papers are one of the leading rolling paper brands since 1838. The most creative individuals in the world roll up and smoke JOB when it’s time to create. Anyone that has smoked JOB Rolling Papers has gone on to experience great success and prosperity everywhere they go. If you smoke good, you roll JOB.

Please don’t ask me to roll anything besides JOB Rolling Papers, do I look like a damn fool to you?

by toofried November 23, 2021

blue job

When someone stops a blow job before the person gets to cum

Man, last night was rough, she gave me a blue job! I had to whack one out afterwards.

by Anona-miss June 3, 2022

nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively

Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot

by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024

Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.

Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.

by juan grand February 10, 2015

An Italian Job

A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.

"We were both horny, but she didn't want to get knocked up, so I gave her an Italian job

by Nitrosimp January 20, 2024