Hole in one

While jacking off you Jim into your belly button first.

Dave: I got a hole in one last night
John: Nice, we should go golfing sometime
Dave: oh I don’t golf.

by The dildo king July 12, 2020

Invisible A-Hole

One who IMs you on purpose even though you're invisible online.

Past: (on IM)
X: Ya, I stay invisible online so that people I hate can't IM and I only IM who I want.
Y: Cool

Present: (on IM)
Y: Hey, you're there aren't u? LOL
X: YOU Invisible A-HOLE!!!

by Door2Door_DoorSalesman February 18, 2011

Johnsonian hole misdirection

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar

A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.

by gav-wan July 8, 2024

Horror hole

The horror hole is equivalent to the butthole. Many venture, and many are left petrified.

Seeking pleasure, homosexual, Jack loved to place other men’s dicks inside of his horror hole.

by CallyB123321son August 16, 2018

Truth-Hole

Someone who is always brutally honest, whom is perceived as a dick or a bitch.

Not trying to be a Truth-Hole, but you shouldn’t wear size 5 when you’re clearly a size 16!

Damn your hair looks like shit!

by Being a dick July 18, 2021

pp hole

the hole in ur pp

pp hole

by jiimmmyyyy January 10, 2022

fire in the hole

Something that happens when you starve a community of epic gamers from content for 6 year and then announse an update and then delay it for 2 months and a half and then release it.

robtop: check steam
geometry dash community: fire in the hole

by Boonkii December 29, 2023