Skating fingers

When you go skating and the cartilage in your fingers start to harden.

Person 1: Bruh, my fingers feel like they gon explode.
Person 2: Naw fammy, you just got skating fingers.

by alicepancakes February 10, 2019

Middle Finger to the Earth

Basically something that someone says when they lambast the works of J. R. R. Tolkien (mainly for ignorant reasons like thinking his stories are racist which is really not true).

SJW: Tolkien's stories are unbelievably racist! Middle-earth? How about a middle finger to the earth!

Tolkien fan: You do realize that his stories aren't really racist right? Saruman is white and he's one of the villains in Lord of the Rings. Is that enough for you?

by CelticEagle February 12, 2019

Eleventh finger

Another name for penis

That man has such a small eleventh finger.

by Raquelkenna August 28, 2018

Throwing Fingers

When someone starts throwing up random finger patterns trying to mock gang signs

Guy 1: Hey why is steve throwing up those weird gang signs

Guy 2: Hes not he's just throwing fingers

by Mac daddy M. September 8, 2018

Finger Painting

A drawing anywhere on the body using the blood of a girl who is on her period

I just gave Sarah a finger painting and gave her a mustache.

by LadyLover199 September 16, 2018

Five finger discount

A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want

Bro lets go to Victoria's secret and five finger discount some panties I'm commando right now

by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018

Slipped finger syndrome

This is an almost autonomous and impulsive urge to hover over the buy button on a Most Haunted Experience event. Before you know it you’ve booked another one. There is believed to be no cure for this....

I don’t know how I’ve done it I’ve just booked another MHE event, it must be slipped finger syndrome again

by Ghostie September 26, 2018