The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025
Get the Alabama Jamesmug. Really count underrated as a vocalist and guitarist
YEAHH he was the frontman of Manic Street Preachers band
I love james very very much, thank u xx
YEAHH he was the frontman of Manic Street Preachers band
I love james very very much, thank u xx
james dean bradfield is cool
by abcdnonsense November 21, 2021
Get the James Dean Bradfieldmug. They are one of the best couples to walk the earth, they are both exceptional people alone, but when together they are unstoppable.
James is really funny and without a doubt the sexiest man to walk the earth
Jess is extremely beautiful and has a body made in heaven, her personality is bubbly and sweet
James is really funny and without a doubt the sexiest man to walk the earth
Jess is extremely beautiful and has a body made in heaven, her personality is bubbly and sweet
Dani: OMG! who are they, they look so good together
Derek: How do you not know, that's James and jess The coolest couple ever.
Derek: How do you not know, that's James and jess The coolest couple ever.
by Random person 1980 November 22, 2021
Get the james and jessmug. 
James is such a caring person who loves to play soccer. they wont ever tell you that they hate you because they don't. if you know a James you are incredibly lucky. James is often a handsome person who is kind, sweet and outgoing. he always wants the attention of the one he loves. if you have a James in your life never let go, i let go of aJames and itwas the biggest mistake of my life.
by @claire😁 March 2, 2022
Get the Jamesmug. 