Tit's Call

Nature's cat call. Those times life teases you with an allure, but nobody is there trying to fuck you. Oftentimes, you will have no idea where that sense of attraction is coming from, as if its the universe's invisible finger placed tenderly under your chin.

Dude 1: I really need to lay off the porn dude, I was walking through the park today and I almost felt horny from how good the cool breeze and the trees made me feel.
Dude 2: No dude, that's not weird, that's the tit's call.

by OverUpProveMeUnder March 29, 2024

tits

girls boobies

this is girls two dots also known as tits

by mizbah khan June 6, 2022

Tit shit

A mole on someone's tits

She's got a couple big tit shits and I'm just not about that man, I prefer clear skin

by skids-n-shids June 8, 2022

Tit Fucker

A stupid person that has no brains.
A dumb ass.

When your buddy does something stupid "You shouldn't have done that tit fucker."

by coyotecotton June 9, 2022

Tit god

1. Girl in bathtub

2. Difisesh god
3. Muslim dad

Look it’s a tit god

by St. Mt. Ms. Mr. dr. Formative June 17, 2022

Tit Slap

Typically used as a term to define an idiot or stupid person; Also can be used to define a idiotically crazy person bravely doing "Jackass" stunts

1. Dude, Jeremy is such a fucking tit slap for that motorcycle accident, he thought he is Steve-o the dumbass.
2. What do you mean that it is a justifiable killing, you tit slap!
3. Politics is for tit slaps that wanted to have power over everything.

by Wendigo231 June 19, 2022

Tit

Too sensitive; squishy

Just do it! You're being a tit right now, man!

by Nyashchan June 24, 2022