cheese my pancakes

To piss someone off.

eg. fries my apples, ticks me off

That bitch stole my cacalatour! That really cheeses my pancakes!

by Dagger aka Martha March 10, 2005

calculate my expenses

Term used when counting the amount of change in your pocket.

Wilson: You gonna come to the cinema?

James: I dunno let me calculate my expenses

by morgangills November 19, 2004

Kiss my ring

1.) In the medieval period and up until the present, rank was often signified by the wearing of a ring (i.e. Popes, Kings, Dukes, etcetera). One would kiss a person ring to show submission to authority. 2.) Parodied today by the detail that the anus is referred to as, and one might argue resembles, a ring...

1.) 'My liege' bending down on one knee and kissing extended hand bearing ring

2.) Turning one's arse toward a person perceived as an idiot and uttering 'Kiss my ring!'

by Nehustan September 24, 2010

pee on my parade

When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.

What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!

Or

You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

fuck my luck

An expression that shows dismay over one's situation.

What do you mean the car won't start? Ohhh, fuck my luck.

by hhamdy283 April 6, 2006

My hair is a bird

A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."

Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.

by Frankenstein Goldfinger March 1, 2009

Butter my muffin

Term used to describe a male ejaculating on a vag.

Jenna: Will you butter my muffin?
Chase: Sure! I'd love to... come over at 4.

by McSak November 15, 2010