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Small Meat Romantic

A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).

Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)
Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic

George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance
by Gregg Edward June 6, 2021
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Meat

by StarSoupMan December 10, 2023
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Slow meat sunday

A large cut of meat, typically beef or pork roasted/simmered for a long period of time on a Sunday afternoon for a traditional family dinner.
Roast beef, Pork tenderloin, Pot roast

"Everyone knows it's slow meat sunday"
by tbs/redapple September 30, 2012
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Meat

It has more than one meaning.
Meaning one -
A type of food that some people can't have due to religion. Meat comes from animals. People can sometimes be allergic to meat.

Meaning two -
Another name for a penis. This is how it is used in a sentence:
"Hey bro, I whipped out my meat so fast, my girl got all wet! I shoved my meat in her vagina (pussy or fanny is another name for vagina) and she cummed. I also let her gulp my meat!"
by joiiymeiio November 27, 2022
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Dead Meat

The penis on a man that has been transplanted from an organ donor for the purpose of sexual enhancement.
"Oh my God, I don't remember you cock being so big." " Yea, I got me some Dead Meat..now you are to".
by Funguy68 May 3, 2023
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meat-nervous

The anxiety one feels (usually men) typically at a party or social gathering, when there is obviously not enough meat to go around for everyone.
Rick got to the party late, noticed the brisket tray was running low and started feeling meat-nervous since he was last in line.
by Nostradainus April 10, 2017
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Meat Whistling

When you blow air across the tip of a penis like you’re trying to play a flute.
My girl was "Meat Whistling" me, I don't know why she even tried that.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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