cum_lord

The only companion for Garl_Lard

Garl_lard: where is cum_lord he is the only one that can save me from Gods Wraft

by Garl_Lard March 15, 2021

The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.

‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’

by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021

Sesh Lord

Normal people merely adopt the sesh. A Sesh Lord is on who is born in it and moulder by it.

Commonly bred in or around Normanton.

Did you see that Sesh Lord in the Student’s Union last night?

by Scranyamom March 19, 2021

Penis lord

A individual known by many for his amazingly enormous dick.

Make way, its the Penis Lord.

by dp_nx March 21, 2021

Dirty Lorne

When you doggy style your buddy and you can't get off so you terd tamp him so much that he shits pucks for a week.

Warren has had a rough week he got a dirty Lorne from Baden on the weekend.

by anonymous April 10, 2021

Lizard lord

Lizard Lord is the king of the reptiles. He can command lizards at will and eat people whole with his long scaly tongue

"I think Max is the Lizard Lord"

by Tribal69 April 16, 2021

Monke Lord

A hot, intelligent, different, woman magnet, boy. Example a there's a monkey lord known as Adam who is a different breed that can go to the past and to the future.

Wow your such a monke lord. Now marry me.

by Dc. Hondovandosh April 18, 2021