national blow job day

this day is held any day in november 😛

“hey its national blow job day!”
“woopie!!”

by imadethissomybfcanbehappy October 28, 2023

funnel job

when a guy lays on his stomach and a girl shoves a funnel up his ass and pisses in it

when her boyfriend passed out she gave him a funnel job.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Milk Job

A lesbian gives you a footjob while her feet are covered in ranch/mayonnaise

Broooo last night, I a girl gave me a Milk Job while my drake playlist was playing in the background. Does that count?

by Yaalis May 14, 2025

Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula

“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”

by squidpp April 17, 2022

Bubble Job

The bottom gets on their knees and holds onto the top's balls (like a bubble stick handle). After doing so, the person would do a normal blow job but at the end when the top cums, they go to the base of the penis and then blow like they're blowing bubbles which should cause cum to disperse out the nose and through the small open crevices of the bottom's mouth.

"I just gave my brother the best bj ever!"

"A blow job?!?"

"No!!! A bubble job, you dirty minded freak.. 😏"

by yourlittlekitten420 May 10, 2024

Vermont Mop Job

The Vermont Mop Job is the act of pissing, ejaculating, and shitting in each hole of the body part (Including the eyes)

Yo bitch I’ma give you a Vermont Mop Job get on your knees bitch

by RoomNeural July 7, 2025

Job-nut

Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser

Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?

Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.

by James Hoffa Lincoln October 25, 2017