John

A simp with homosexual tendencies who likes girls who look like korean soft boys.

Don't go Full John.

by Mt retr0 November 22, 2021

john michael

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.

john michael’s a cutie

by younggayone October 6, 2019

john engeldew

hairy fuck

omg why is there so much hair john engeldew must of been here

by rengaed August 9, 2020

Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages.

Asked mike to go get a drink but instead i got johned.

by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022

Peeping john

A peeping john, which is also be called for as “The Whip snake” are regularly peepers are far more more dangerously than you think. Peeping John can also be a great intelligent guy, but his mortal enemy is the beach as it does not swim, but peeps

Wow, there it is, it’s the peeping John back down at the beach admiring once and for all.

by The great majority December 19, 2023

otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him

he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john

by john245boss March 1, 2019

John

A one who can out pizza the hut, and likes to sleep. He also enjoys food and classical music while working out or even discord moderating. He is known to be very very tall and is often very nice and charismatic to people. It’s also common for him to be in the wild place known as “skool” or even drinking a nice box of apple juice.

John was at my house with the imposter from among us.

by Fortnitjoez November 21, 2021