ass-phault

a deep wrinkle or dent in a female's ass.

That female might cause an earthquake with that ass-phault in her ass.

by Ashliz December 24, 2005

Ass Mongol

Used to describe a barbarian who raids the asses of others, men, women or children.

The horde of Ass Mongols came in and brutally raped the buttox of each person.

by Batman's Cousin July 20, 2008

Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008

ass conoussuer

a person who says "thats tastes like (insert adjective) ass"

he is an ass conoussuer man he keeps saying "this tastes like ass"

by crimbshaw March 12, 2008

ass BLEVE

BLEVE is an acronym for Boiling Liquid Expanding Vapor Explosion (pronounced bleavee) An ass BLEVE is therefore, a gaseous explosive liquid shit experence which one is soon not to forget.

After those burritos I had an ass BLEVE of massive proportions! The bathroom was toxic for hours afterwords.

by J.B. Trevor March 17, 2008

BK Ass

The classified species of runny poo usually associated with having Burger King for lunch.

"Man I ate a BK Stacker today and sharted in class.'
'Yeah no shit man, that'll give you the BK Ass.

by jsal February 12, 2009

ass fritter

a turd, also can be used to insult someone with turdlike qualities

Nobody likes him, he acts like such an ass fritter.

by itsmemike February 20, 2009