“you’ve made me throw up all day, i’ve lost four pounds”
“i know you are gablimic, you just have gablimia leave me alone”
“i know you are gablimic, you just have gablimia leave me alone”
by pinklemonadefein January 21, 2026
Get the Gablimia mug.Gabby is the sweetest person you will ever meet. She is mad tea and drama, and we love her for that. She loves ferrets and critters and cats, and THEY LOVE HER TOO! She shows love to the people around her by sending videos of these little guys to brighten their day. Gabby is an amazing partner, friend, educator and writer, and sticks up for what she believes in, even when it's scary!
Gabby is one of the hardest workers a person has ever met. Gabby kicks adversity in the ass- she does not play about it. Despite everything Gabby has been through and continues to go through, her friends never feel like she neglects their concerns or frustrations. She is the easiest person to talk to and keeps you company in your hardest times.
Gabby is one of the hardest workers a person has ever met. Gabby kicks adversity in the ass- she does not play about it. Despite everything Gabby has been through and continues to go through, her friends never feel like she neglects their concerns or frustrations. She is the easiest person to talk to and keeps you company in your hardest times.
Me: Hey has anyone seen Gabby today?
Literally everyone: oh yeah- she's just interviewing with some of the biggest news outlets, and just writing the best piece the world has ever read- she also just became president btw
Me: Wait but it's Monday?
Them: ....And....? This is just what Gabby is like- she's unbeatable
Literally everyone: oh yeah- she's just interviewing with some of the biggest news outlets, and just writing the best piece the world has ever read- she also just became president btw
Me: Wait but it's Monday?
Them: ....And....? This is just what Gabby is like- she's unbeatable
by evil larry deez nuts January 22, 2026
Get the Gabby mug.Gabagooler is an ethnic slur to Italian-Americans usually used by European Italians or other ethnic races
Racism to Italian-Americans have been around since the late 1800s still. Many Italian-Americans still go through racism today by other White/European Americans and other Cultures.
Racism to Italian-Americans have been around since the late 1800s still. Many Italian-Americans still go through racism today by other White/European Americans and other Cultures.
“Hey, Tony those black folk over there callin’ us a buncha gabagoolers!”
“Those gabagoolers think they’re white. No italian is white only germanics!”
“Those gabagoolers think they’re white. No italian is white only germanics!”
by Sismis January 23, 2026
Get the Gabagooler mug.by Dankmemes4jesus February 7, 2026
Get the Gabagooch mug.AKA The Gabe Gaype or the Gayping Gabe. Is a sexual position involving two Gabriels. Gabriel #1 is in the backdoor while Gabriel #2 is pumping the face while they are both on their phone’s FaceTiming each other. Usually the girl in the center of a Gabriel Gape has no teeth and the biggest bbl you have ever seen.
Example:
Gabriel #1: Yo i just met this baddie with the biggest ass and she’s dtf
Gabe #2: Cool, wanna Gabriel Gaype that bitch?
Gabe #1: I was just about to ask
Gabriel #1: Yo i just met this baddie with the biggest ass and she’s dtf
Gabe #2: Cool, wanna Gabriel Gaype that bitch?
Gabe #1: I was just about to ask
by Voodoomama69 February 7, 2026
Get the Gabriel Gaype mug.Whilst having rough intercourse and speaking fucking horseshit made up Italian to your respected lover then crying whilst listening to a song you never once heard in your fucking life but claiming it reminds you of your mum cause you’re a fucking spanner that thinks their Italian cause you didn’t cut your spaghetti when cooking it once
“Yes I’ll be having a good gabagool goon with the Mrs tonight as my youngest landed at tomato town last night really brought out my inner Italian”
by Andy Pipkin67 February 17, 2026
Get the Gabagool goon mug.The act of having rough intercourse with your respected lover whilst speaking in fucking horseshit made up Italian then proceeding to cry over a fucking song you’ve never heard in your fuck facing life and claiming it reminds you of your mum cause you didn’t cut your fucking spaghetti in half
Yes boys going to get a right good gabagool goon tonight cause the youngest dropped tomato town last night
by Andy Pipkin67 February 17, 2026
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