by Othick January 2, 2018
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by fantasticmsfox January 5, 2018
Get the Foreskin fingers mug.The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.
Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
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Get the finger dipped mug."Oi,where's that French bastard that chop Willy's finger?I wanna give him an archer's finger up his bump hole"
by Blitzm0 January 25, 2020
Get the Archer's finger mug.When two dudes stick their flaccid penises in to either end of a toilet paper roll and move it back and forth until they are both erect and cannot remove their penises.
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