wrecking balls

The male defintion of a homewrecker; a male who attempts to get a girl who is already taken.

"Can you believe what Mike tried with Julie?"
"I know! He's such a wrecking balls! She has a boyfriend!"

by lilmer February 12, 2009

chicken ball

Insertion of the testicles in female (or males) anus and in mid-orgasm pull testicles out of anus for a great relief

Yeah, she's fat, but she lets me chicken ball her.

by DJ fat master October 7, 2008

Wiffle ball

A code for smoking pot so you can talk about your plans to smoke in front of protective parents.

Tyler: "Hey man, lets get loaded"
Drew: "shhh bro. My parents are right outside"
Tyler: "oh yeah. Lets go hit the wiffle ball"

by Six foot bongs June 5, 2013

Ball Squeeze

If a seabee, who happens to be incredibly swoll, gets a barotrauma in his ear during surface supplied diving

Hey Ball squeeze, hurry up and finish the PMS you derpasaurus Rex.

by TrollHammerBro January 31, 2015

Balls in a vice

When you do something super bad to yourself, i.e. place your testicles in a vice

"Did we really leave the EU?" "Yeah bro, really stuck our balls in a vice on that one"

by Bullii June 23, 2016

ball stones

hard gristle lumps that form in one's testicles during puberty

"in my opinion" sympathised the consultant "we will have to remove the veg part of trevor's meat and two veg"
"NOOO" screamed the semi-anaesthatised trevor "it's me GALL stones, not me BALL stones, you pillock"

by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003

Blue Balls

When a guy gets right to the edge (you know 30 seconds later) and tries to guilt you into having sex with him. He can just beat it like he does 5 times a day. Oh please! You can trust me! Don't you love/trust me?

The big liberal man child got blue balls because he didn't finish himself off.

by Hotdonna8 May 8, 2018