Ass Up

To prepare and or raise one’s ass up in position for anal sex.

Ok baby, it’s time to ass up.

She was ass up and ready to go when I walked in the door.

Let me run to the bathroom first so I can ass up. I’m a little dirty down there.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

ass tastic

When a girl named steely enjoy many a nights of anal butt pleasures

Damn that gurl steely is ass tastic!

by damb112 December 17, 2008

ass clapped

ass clapped is when you get your ass beat, but in a nonsexual way.

me: I didn't finish my homework for 1st period.
my sleep paralysis demon: broooo you're gonna get your ass clapped.

by Vanswhat February 13, 2019

Ass Dandruff

Visible accumulated refuse like dead skin and taint hair which is found on public toilet seats.

"We need to go to a different rest stop, every toilet here is soaked in piss and covered in ass dandruff."

by HiDef August 2, 2012

ass kazoo

when you are sitting in the exam room at a hospital in your gown and you fart on the paper

right as the dr. walked in i ripped a huge ass kazoo

by geminimonkey January 10, 2011

ass fritter

a turd, also can be used to insult someone with turdlike qualities

Nobody likes him, he acts like such an ass fritter.

by itsmemike February 20, 2009

Booze-Ass

The sweaty feeling you have in your crack after a night of excessive drinking.

Who needs anal lube when you are suffering from booze-ass.

by J. Cooper December 28, 2004