Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

stick a fork in the road

To change the direction of popular opinion

The United States needs to stick a fork in the road about climate change denial.

by Fuzzybuzzzz October 31, 2018

brown tree stick

Its a fucking stick, how do not know what a fucking stick is....What the fuck. BOOTY HOLE.....

I shoved a brown tree stick up my ass.

by Fuck a 11111 February 20, 2019

junkie sticks

Synonym for matches.

Guy 1: Ay bro, do you got a lighter?
Guy 2: I don't got one man, all i got are these fuckin' junkie sticks.

by MyBodyHurts April 10, 2008

Get stick buggled

Getting stick buggled means to become one with the stick bugs and then be forced to worship them

GETTT STICK BUGGLED LUL LITTY FAM DAB BOIII
Get stick buggled

by Stick buggle boi September 12, 2020

Dicks with sticks

Used to describe a twat on a mountain who has two planks of wood and flimsy twigs

Wow those skiers sure are dicks with sticks

by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025

Gook Sticks

chopsticks (informal)

“How am I supposed to pick any of this food up with these fucking gook sticks? Babe, grab me a fork. I’m American by the way”

by Beezchurger4 August 24, 2023