twig off

To masturbate by rubbing or penetrating the vagina. The female version of jerk off.

"Jane likes to twig off two or three times a day." "Last night, her boyfriend twigged her off in the car."

by megzany July 3, 2015

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Shittin' Off-the-grid

When you go the take a dump and forget your phone.

Fuck. I had to run to the bathroom and forgot my phone. I'm shittin' off-the-grid!

by tokerator August 29, 2015

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off • off the chain • off the hook • office • offspring • offended • offline • off tha hook • offensive • Off the Goop

Jerk off bun

A group of guys jerk off on a cinnamon bun last one to cum eats it, a Swedish military game

I was the poor basterd that had to eat the jerk off bun.

by Jabony December 10, 2015

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dracking off

The act of continuously giving someone a blowjob until only blood comes out.

Alucard: Dude did you hear who made it with Draccette last night?
S. Belmont: Yeah, rumor has it she was dracking off Nosferatu.

by DraccAttacc December 16, 2015

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Fuckin' off fetti (or fetty) is pretty much throwing away money. E40 has a verse in a Big Sean track where he says, 'You liable to find me up in the MGM casino in the D / Fuckin' off fetti I coulda put on property'. In this verse he equates gambling at the MGM in Detroit to wasting or throwing aweay money, or spending it as though he doesn't care what happens to it.

Fuckin' off fetti/y could draw its roots from the term 'fuck you money' which most commonly means the kind of money where you can tell everyone to fuck off and still be totally cool. In other words, you have so much cash you don't need nothin from no one.

I was out last night and some dudes at another table were fuckin' off fetti buying ace all night.

by bighomiealb January 27, 2016

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