The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

Water Queen

Your girlfriend or friend with benefits who has a WAP*. Italians call it "Goomah."

*there ain't no way you don't know what this means

*sighs* Man I love the Miami but I miss my back-home water queen.

by phukkinInthebushes October 23, 2022

Water Piping

Havin rough hard sex with your plumbing and pipes.

Tony what are you doing..? Im just water piping my sink.

by SackFondelation223 July 31, 2021

torn water bag

Australian wording for a woman's beaver that is a bit loose. The description is for a water bag (which was a canvas water container mounted to the front of vehicles to keep the water cool during hot seasons of travel. (see gutted water buffalo.similar.)

When I had a night with Shelley I realised what the guys said; she had a fanny like a torn water bag..

by Bluey M October 26, 2017

Goosing parkade in water

Ducking building on fire

“I’m not a coward I ran through a ducking building on fire, Sophia. You’re a bitch”
“Yeah okay carter. And I walked through a goosing parkade in water”

by I’mnotextrapettyuare January 1, 2019

Water

A liquid. Don't drink too much unless you want your toilet to suffer.

Charlie: I'm gonna get more orange juice
Mark: This is the 10th one you're gonna have in 1 hour. Drink some water instead.

by stun_seed_backwards December 17, 2021

Water maker

A person who cries or sweats a lot. Either a hard worker or a cry baby.

That man runs so much he must be a water maker

by freimiser July 26, 2018