Lunch Water

A cool, crisp beer consumed during mid-day meal. This term is usually used as a euphemism for said beverage in situations where alcohol consumption may be frowned upon or prohibited, such as in the middle of the workday at a stuffy office, operating heavy machinery, or during military or other public duties. A lunch water is typically a lighter variety of beer, such as a lager, gose, or session IPA that has a lighter flavor profile and alcohol content to avoid detection by supervisors or narcs. Common consumption locations for lunch waters include the back offices of mechanics shops, cubicle desks, military barracks, and Chili’s.

“Barry, Jim, Emily, and I are heading to Chili’s to grab a few lunch waters at noon, want to join?”

by Lunch Water Enthusiast November 7, 2025

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Salt Water Sump

The art of having your anal cavity filled with male ejaculate.

Gay Dude 1: "That guy has a great ass!"
Gay Dude 2: "Yeah, that's a fine Salt Water Sump he has there!"

by Bigkevsta November 14, 2025

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Salt Water Sump

A descriptive noun for an ass that looks like it takes ejaculate.

Dude 1: "That thotty looks like she likes it in the ass!"
Dude 2: "She got a big ol' Salt Water Sump fo' sho'!"

by Bigkevsta November 14, 2025

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Cheetah Waterblasting

To piss as fast as one can on someone or something.

Louie: this bastard started to throw stuff at me, right?
Vito: yeah, and?
Louie: I gave him the good ol' cheetah waterblasting treatment, the fucker ran away so fast

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 17, 2025

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