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Joe

by Asurito is gay October 3, 2019
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Joe alwyn

Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.

Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else

-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass

Probably reads gay fantasy books

Had like 20 songs written about him

Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat

Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)

Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
by Mamawaffles July 13, 2024
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JOE STEVENS

A sexy hot guy with abs and likes to party all the time.
Wow look at Joe Stevens he's sooooo cute!
by 13kz67ash June 12, 2022
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Sloppy joe

When you take a shit (mainly diarrhea) in a girl's vagina
I'll sloppy joe in dis girl
by Hehejdjd November 26, 2016
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Kylian Joe

1.A handsome guy who can do amazing things on the pitch. Also loves football.
2.Someone who supports Kylian Mbappe.
3.A Chelsea FC fan.
4.One of Mboya FC's dangerous wingers.
Kylian Joe pulled off an elastico against Kabzo's Kamara.
by Terry Stunner November 24, 2021
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Joe

it's one of those things where someone takes a word that sounds like a different word to trick other people.
guy1: hey have you seen Joe?
guy2: who's Joe?
guy1: JOE MAMA
guy2: how dare you
by Dinosaws;) October 30, 2019
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Joe

Joe's are annoying funny, made of cheese and does weird gestures with hand on nose.

Favourite phrases of words
That is actually sad
Triple bacjflip
Can't be arsed.

Liked trampolines and chunky kitkats.

Finds real actual clowns at school.
Joe is very weird and baboonish and plump.
by Baboon. Co. Uk July 29, 2018
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