by Clarissa June 17, 2003
Get the shit blimp mug.Jack was piddled-off...no, pissed off...er...um...fucking shitted off that some true-blue total asshaberdasher had kicked the urinal off the wall and then smashed it to bits with a hammer, knowing full well that it will be months before Jack can afford to have it replaced!
by Telephony September 7, 2019
Get the shitted off mug.Activities, keepsakes or strong memories from a female's childhood days; not to be confused with boyhood shit and its long-standing relationships with Power Ranger marathons or excessively annoying 3 a.m. back-to-back turntable sessions of Hawaii Five-0 and A-Team theme songs covered by groups with names like, "Hungover Forever Love Mister Man"
The coed finally gathered courage and ripped open the faded box her mother sent her after she'd moved to the Big Apple. It held most sacred girlhood shit, her's and that of departed same-gender ancestors: Barbie fashion plates, cleverly concealing in their epic template compartment a sad, unused contraceptive fossil. (But, the coed mused, perhaps "The Sponge" qualified more as old school twenty-something shit.) Other artifacts she discovered made her long to have lived out her own meh surrounded-by-shit girlhood during colonial times, especially the gray-green potions and brittle, moldy, black bottled herbs of her witchy predecessors. Perhaps girlhood wasn't such shit after all.
by savedbyfacebutmostlyface February 6, 2013
Get the girlhood shit mug.any berry in the wood that is picked and rolled around in the finger of one who had just bare-handedly wiped there ass.
shit berries are often used as in an initiation ritual when welcoming city folk into a more rural community.
shit berries are often used as in an initiation ritual when welcoming city folk into a more rural community.
i hear y'all folks just moved here from the big city. let me show you some of the local vegetation, here smell this. we call that a shit berry.
by minnow3647 March 23, 2010
Get the shit berry mug.by jackmywhang February 27, 2009
Get the shit wipe mug.A) To really mess up badly.
B) To feed lots of cherries to Wild Canadian geese resulting in them having massive diarrea.
B) To feed lots of cherries to Wild Canadian geese resulting in them having massive diarrea.
"Dude you totally Shit the Nest last night man"
"Man those poor geese are gonna shit the nest tonight"
"Man those poor geese are gonna shit the nest tonight"
by Ashley Devon West August 5, 2009
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- Pretty funny, up until some fucker shit a lung at the table next to me.
- Pretty funny, up until some fucker shit a lung at the table next to me.
by tinywhitecock April 6, 2010
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