Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.
Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else
-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass
Probably reads gay fantasy books
Had like 20 songs written about him
Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat
Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)
Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else
-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass
Probably reads gay fantasy books
Had like 20 songs written about him
Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat
Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)
Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
by Mamawaffles July 13, 2024
Get the Joe alwynmug. by 13kz67ash June 12, 2022
Get the JOE STEVENSmug. by Hehejdjd November 26, 2016
Get the Sloppy joemug. 1.A handsome guy who can do amazing things on the pitch. Also loves football.
2.Someone who supports Kylian Mbappe.
3.A Chelsea FC fan.
4.One of Mboya FC's dangerous wingers.
2.Someone who supports Kylian Mbappe.
3.A Chelsea FC fan.
4.One of Mboya FC's dangerous wingers.
by Terry Stunner November 24, 2021
Get the Kylian Joemug. it's one of those things where someone takes a word that sounds like a different word to trick other people.
by Dinosaws;) October 30, 2019
Get the Joemug. Joe's are annoying funny, made of cheese and does weird gestures with hand on nose.
Favourite phrases of words
That is actually sad
Triple bacjflip
Can't be arsed.
Liked trampolines and chunky kitkats.
Finds real actual clowns at school.
Favourite phrases of words
That is actually sad
Triple bacjflip
Can't be arsed.
Liked trampolines and chunky kitkats.
Finds real actual clowns at school.
by Baboon. Co. Uk July 29, 2018
Get the Joemug. 