baby ducks

Amazingly soft pussy, often of a chubby girl.

Guy: Man, I fucked that chubby chick from the party three times last night

Guy's Buddy: Good pussy, huh?

Guy: Like baby ducks.

Guy's Buddy: Nice!

by I Fuck Mothers February 21, 2011

Guinness Baby

When you take a shit in the morning after a hard night of drinking guinness, and it's pitch black, that's the guinness baby.

Hey nigga come take a look at this guinness baby, it's blacker than your mother!

by GuinnessLover March 16, 2009

Bitch Baby

A piece of work, douech bag. This person is the type of person who really pisses you off by dissapointing you all the time and or ditching you whenever you have plans together. That or they fail at life because they don't have an A in Music Appreciation, when everyone else does and it's the easist class ever. It's hard to spot a bitch baby; you can tell if your friends are a bitch baby easily though, just make plans and if they ditch to see their "dead mothers grave" then they are a bitch baby. They also try to make up other excuses by saying umm alot.

Jack: Hey Stan, why did you ditch us last night.
Stan: Well, ummm, yeah, about that. I had to go see my grandmother's grave.
Jack: The one that is still alive, or the one that you don't have?
Stan: Ummmm, well she died last night.
Jack: And she already has a grave and is burried?
Stan: Umm, yeah.
Jack: Quit making up excuses you little bitch baby.

by Sneabretsam December 25, 2008

Baby kitty

When a guy comes on a girl's eyes while she is sleeping or unconcious causing her to rub her eyes and whine when she wakes up.

"Hey dude, I came so much on my girl's eyes last night she woke up doin the baby kitty so she could open her eyes!"

by CC_C April 25, 2010

Baby Beaver

extremely aggressive female athlete who visciously tackles and incapacitates opponents for no apparent reason in the canadian team sport of Broomball.

The offense is very strong tonight. We need a Baby Beaver to level the playing field.

by Venessa Bennett December 8, 2003

Baby Batter

a fuckin funny ass nick name for skeet.

"That bitch is a str8 goer. She fuckin swallowed my baby batter"

by B.Hill September 19, 2007

baby sitting

To be weighed down by the loser traits of a freind when trying to meet members of the opposite sex.

When you go to the bars with a freind and the friend not only cannot handle conversing with the opposite sex but requires passifying and baby sitting for some insecurty.

Friend 1: "Go on an talk to her!"
Freind 2: "Not yet, I am waiting to make my move. Uhmm, so my mom says if I am going to live at home, I have to pay rent. What a bitch!"
Freind 1: "Those girls are smiling at us. Come on. If you dont come I will go by myself."
Freind 2: "Dont go talk to them or I'll leave. Besides shes not that cute."
Freind 1: "Are you serious, she is a knock out.

Friend 2: "I feel sick, I am going home. You coming."

Freind 1: "We are fifty miles from home and you drove an hour to get here. Now you want to leave?!"

Freind 2: "So, my dad says if I mow the law, I get a reduction on the rent."

Friend 1: "Your turning 40 this month, the exercise from mowing will do you good. I'm going over to talk to her. Enough of this baby sitting."

Friend 2: "You obviously are not my freind like I thought or you wouldn't abandon me like this."

by Yehoshua611 November 1, 2007