Iam "The funny thing about life is that people seem to be perfectly willing to live a lie if it means that the people they hate ALSO have to live a lie. It's more important for them to have control of what constitutes reality than it is for them to live in truth. And that's the result of trying to imitate the creature."
Hym "Ha! Hey, you hear that? They want to hear about us?"
Iam "Yeah, I saw it. But on another note, you ever notice that whenever we go live we always have exactly 15 views? It's almost like someone with exactly 14 followers is watching us."
Hym "Holy shit! I thought I was crazy but, now that you mention it, yes! I did notice that! Wild! I connected the dots immediately (by the way) but I literally have so many thoughts I don't have enough time in the day to address all of them because I have to leave my house for hours at a time so that I can eat."
Hym "Ha! Hey, you hear that? They want to hear about us?"
Iam "Yeah, I saw it. But on another note, you ever notice that whenever we go live we always have exactly 15 views? It's almost like someone with exactly 14 followers is watching us."
Hym "Holy shit! I thought I was crazy but, now that you mention it, yes! I did notice that! Wild! I connected the dots immediately (by the way) but I literally have so many thoughts I don't have enough time in the day to address all of them because I have to leave my house for hours at a time so that I can eat."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
Get the Lifemug. When a large group of gay males form an anal train large enough to form a closed circle amongst all participants.
"Yo Elias, Happy New Year! Grab a group of your boys to do some poppers and form the Circle of Life at midnight."
by Wooden Pickle December 31, 2021
Get the Circle of Lifemug. Bob-Hey jim, what is life?
Jim-Well bob, life is just a godamn mildly good tasting cereal selling at participating retailers near you.
Jim-Well bob, life is just a godamn mildly good tasting cereal selling at participating retailers near you.
by Nigligl November 3, 2020
Get the Lifemug. When you are a young or single mum who feels they missed out on their youth so start doing reckless and youthful things. Such as dating someone super young, wearing revealing or younger looking clothes, spending less time with your kids and more time partying. Just living it up away from your kids in general. Like Kourtney Kardhasian and her partying, young beau and interesting wardrobe change.
She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.
by Doox95 June 5, 2018
Get the mum life crisismug. by blackfuffo November 18, 2023
Get the Half Life Multiplayermug. The active consideration of your need to relax in relation to your work life. A failure to acknowledge your need to shirk during the working week could lead to unnatural levels of stress and taking yourself dangerously seriously. An increase in nap time while working from home could constitute a positive addition to your shirk-life balance.
by OGH Savage November 17, 2022
Get the Shirk-life balancemug. by Just help me May 29, 2021
Get the Lifemug.