green turtle lodge

Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.

Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.

by Chilly mornings December 12, 2015

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Green Spokane

A night of weed, porn and handjobs between straight friends just for boredom without homosexual feelings.

Get high together and having no gay sex between men

"I'm bored. Do you want a Green Spokane?"
"No way, man."
"Nohomo"
"Ok then, but no kisses this time"

by raphaelwantsplay September 06, 2022

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Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 30, 2016

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Maisie Greene

In love with Andrew Greene

Maisie Greene and Andrew Greene are so cute together!

by JacobLover___ May 25, 2022

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green forest

Green Forest is someone who would go above and beyond for their partner, someone who does more than the bare minimum and thinks out of the box to keep their relationship healthy. Ultimately superior to the green flag.

he's not a green flag he's a whole green forest

by yangyang'sleftfoot May 27, 2024

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