National Fat Friend Day

National Fat friend day where you celebrate ur big friend. Get them lots of food to fill there large bellies.

National Fat Friend day = celebrate your fat friend

by Mikethegreat3 November 11, 2022

Conor da fat fuck

He looks like a fucking meatball. He is the fattest person on earth. When you zoom into the google maps You see Conor.
He is slower than a granny who is 196 years old. He is the person I hate the most.

Conor da fat fuck is playing football and trying to run but with the speed of walking.

by Conor hater November 26, 2018

National slap a fat person day

on december 5th you can slap any fat person you want no matter what they say

Yo it’s december 5th let’s go slap Jaden it’s national slap a fat person day !

by Johnbooth December 2, 2021

quad venti non-fat latte

A strong cup of coffee with lots of milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.

Customer: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Customer: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 1, 2008

Joe Mama Do be Fat Doe

Meaner version of "Joe mama" Heres an example

Joe: Hello Bud

Bud: help but Joe mama do be fat doe.

Joe: HEE-

by The D*** God October 4, 2021

big fat nigger in my bum

A large and slightly obese nigga giving anal sex to one’s self

I would love a big fat nigger in my bum right about now

by Lincoln69 suck my cock nigga July 20, 2022

Does this make me look fat?

Girl asking her boyfriend/husband if he likes her looks. No right answer can possibly come of this. Usually followed by screaming or noise as hand/fist/foot connects with husband/boyfriend's body part.

Does this dress make me look fat, dear?
I don't think it's the dress, honey.
*SLAP*

by Tettster October 29, 2003