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yer mom

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by i suck 534 February 26, 2019
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ur mom

me: i fucked ur mom
you: my mom is dead
by onelobby March 28, 2021
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mom

a mom is everything. When you go through a breakup or anything bad, she is always there for you. she makes you food, she gives you a house and sometimes makes your bed. she is hilarious and funny and will always make you laugh, or even pee your pants. Even though you might yell, argue, or disagree with her she always will always love you more than you will ever know.
by baby.yoda_and_bb8.forlife November 28, 2019
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ur mom

a funnily rude way of saying something so called funny or responding to someone talking and you're annoyed.
"so then we kissed!!!"Sookie said happily. "Ur mom" Lorelai announced.
by おはよ January 14, 2022
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Ur mom

by sammyjreal January 24, 2019
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Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.
I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”
by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025
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mom

When someone is so hot, attractive and funny
He’s so mom! Omg mom asf. That man is mom.
by Sexybek September 29, 2022
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