Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021

trilliii the fish

Weasel like sea creature, has fingers to tame any she lion and a tongue to send grannies the wrong way to hell

if trilliii the fish sees that, ur gettin licked a new anal

by unknown147 May 30, 2015

spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it

I spit fished this floppy boy.

by Spitfisher May 3, 2018

Fish

What a dirty girls pussy smells like

Person 1: how was it last night?
Person 2: she’s good but her pussy smelt like fish

by Thisbich May 23, 2019

FISH

A slippery poop the came out with corn

Dude 1: Bro come look at my fish

Dude 2: Thais a poop with corn in that looked like it came out slippery.

Dude 1: Yah a fish.

by YourBadkid October 17, 2019

Fish-Vegan

Eats land animal by-products, but not their meat

Does not eat fish by-products at all

A quirky vegetarian

Trevor is a fish-vegan

by CODDaddy January 17, 2025

Fish Taco

When a females lower region smells absolutely disgusting.

I went down on Kim last night for some fish taco's.

I know your good at cooking dinner, but you need to wash your dishes. #fishtaco

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016