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Penis Von Lesbian

Penis Von Lesbian was a budding actor unable to find work in Hollywood because of his offensive name until he changed it to Dick Van Dyke.
by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018
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penis extension vehicle

An obnoxious vehicle, often a large truck or cheap sports car, driven by some men in an effort to compensate for something. Not all large trucks and cheap sports cars are penis extension vehicles (PEVs) - the key word is obnoxious, and how its driven is just as important as the vehicle itself. Signs of a PEV include: excessive loudness (and driving in a way to produce such loudness, such as peeling out), garish looking body or lift kits, artificial ballsacks, and Confederate flags. Usually driven by people under 23 or so, but can be driven by people of all ages.
Adam drives a Ford F350, but it's not loud and he drives it responsibly. It's not a penis extension vehicle.

Billy also drives a Ford F350, but it's had the mufflers removed, is lifted a foot, and he peels out every chance he gets. That's a penis extension vehicle.
by hoyclan May 21, 2019
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Sneaky Little Penis

An insult used by weird people in Ohio.
by ThatOneGayTelletubbie February 23, 2018
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mr. penis lips

One who's upper and lower lips look like two giant penises opposite of one another. .
His lips were so swollen from eating the hot peppers that he was referred to as Mr. Penis Lips for the rest of the evening. (Penis Lips: To have a swollen lower and upper lip.)
by Bitchy Boo June 4, 2016
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15 cm penis

iz big
Gurl: Iz dat a 15 cm penis , omg iz big

You: Yes gurl now sucki sucki boom boom
by dickmasta15 January 21, 2018
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guacamole nigga penis

nigga: *takes off pants*
girl: *sniffs* "guacamole nigga penis"
by smokycashew58 January 9, 2020
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penis sex machine

bro didn't you get pegged by the penis sex machine last night?
by bunny_bitch August 17, 2020
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