two hand slam

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out

Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me

by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017

left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.

You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.

by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019

shut your mouth, give me your hand

A saying to tell shut up when they are getting impatient for their money

Give me my share! Finish the damn job! Shut your mouth, give me your hand

by what do i care 125 October 2, 2020

Shovel in hand

Replying to someone with, " Shovel in hand", means you can dig it. (I agree, I understand, I like it)

(statement) We have to be at work earlier today because we didn't finish yesterday's load!

(Reply) Shovel in hand, I'll be there.

by Ja'vae December 14, 2023

ELMO HANDS

The hands elmo makes when he’s like ‘i don’t know’. It’s a shrug and only official when it comes from elmo

Dude you gonna smash tonight… is she into you or what? :::elmo hands:::

by Elmohandz December 24, 2021

Fight Hands

1. A show of passionate support or strong belief in a topic. Not an actual threat of violence.

2. To provide strong defense for a topic

Did you hear about that girl? She didn’t deserve that.

Nah, she deserved it. That’s something I’ll fight hands.

by Janeson April 10, 2023

one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.

"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."

by Farfox5 November 7, 2014