Soccer mom

An annoying religious bitch who believes that Christianity is the answer to all of the world’s questions. Drives a luxury SUV to show other middle class families that she is better than them. Doesn’t let her kids play video games that aren’t rated E or watch movies that aren’t PG.

Guy 1: Man GTA V Online is soo fun bro!!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!

Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.

Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!

Soccer mom by BigBoi0608 June 12, 2020

Ur mom 

An insult that no one can come back from

Bruh you suck dick
Ur mom's dick

Ur mom by DanBeSimping June 15, 2020

Giankys Mom 

Sex Tool

I fucked the shit out of Giankys mom

Giankys Mom by The Straightest Man Alive June 22, 2020

ur mom a cactus 

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.

Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.

ur mom a cactus by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020

your mom 

Your mom is a fat jackass

Your mom on pc:hdjdjdjdhdjdjfnensjsjjsns

your mom by Poke sucks he will go to hell June 26, 2020

bmx mom

A common feature seen in bike shops. The mother of a BMX rider who has absolutely no awareness or acceptance of the jumps and tricks her child does on their bike and storms into bike shops to blame the bike shop or bike manufacturer when they come off the bike and injure themselves.

"The frame's cracked, but she guaranteed that he never jumps it or does tricks on it , he only cycles it to the park. She's such a BMX Mom, she won't accept the bike's been jumped."

bmx mom by CliffordRedFaction June 29, 2020

ur mom 

A monster

Your mom scared the shit out of me

ur mom by Evantounge July 16, 2020