Markietta

pussy or a punk and not with the shit

“Man that bitch a markietta she ain want da fade”

“I ain’t no markietta”

by downahbitch October 2, 2025

Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle

When two people shit on each other and cuddle in a sleepy town in Lincolnshire

Gosney and Alan loved to Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle after a shitty day at work

by BrendyBrend October 10, 2025

Markuss Ebulins

some butters yute from maidstone, bare leng with a phat arse, beautiful googly eyes. bangs F with a pinch of salt.

Markuss Ebulins is tight

by Oggyver May 2, 2025

Markf

A mentally ill queer man/woman who has a kink for desperate yearners. Or just a fan of NCT's Mark Lee.

Person 1: I just met another markf!
Person 2: is their favourite song journey mercies?

by Kyyupid June 3, 2025

Markis

A confident person. Not a boy but a MAN who always helps someone else. Often forgets to put himself first. Will break every bone in his body to make sure the next person is okay. Doesn’t get mad at all very calm. People usually get mad at his REACTIONS because they have no true reason to be mad at him. He is quiet and goofy. Multi talented and never caught doing nothing, you could never say he is lazy. Quite literally the definition of perfect

Markis is a diamond in the rough. There is only a Markis once every couple centuries so cherish him.

by Hana Burton June 4, 2025

Markis

Markis is a helper. Someone who ALWAYS puts someone else before themselves. The exact opposite from lazy. Never really does anything wrong so people don’t have a reason to be mad at him. People are mad at his reactions to their bullshit. Markis has a childish heart and is most likely has daughters. He probably has different cartoon socks for each emotion he has. Invests in a lot of figurines or knickknacks. Most likely is a kingdom hearts fan. Extremely spiritual, Has multiple talents and overall is a perfect person.

He is a diamond in the rough. Studies shows you can only get a Markis every couple centuries so treat him right

by Hanna Buratto June 6, 2025

Markyposter

An internet user who engages in Markyposting, or posting about the relationship comedian Sam Hyde had with a 16 year-old girl named Marky when he was 29.

Usually used in a derogatory manner by Sam's fanbase against anyone who brings it up, but some Sam Hyde anti-fans identify with the label.

"Markyposters are so annoying. Separate the art from the artist and focus on the comedy. And technically it's ephebophilia anyway."
"I am a proud Markyposter. Sam Hyde is a pedophile! Yahoo!"

by Charls Carroll June 14, 2025