I don't like your FACE.

Conversational non-sequitur designed to kill an internet discussion stone dead. Always, ALWAYS, FUCKING ALWAYS DAMMIT to be spelt out as above, capitalised final word, full stop and all. Originated in Scotland.

Dave: Scotland Scotland Scotland
Splog: I don't like your FACE.
Dave: ...
Splog: I don't like your FACE.

Immanuel Kant: Nature is the existence of things, so far as it is determined according to universal laws. Should nature signify the existence of things in themselves, we could never know it either a priori or a posteriori. Not a priori, for how can we know what belongs to things in themselves, since this never can be done by the dissection of our concepts (in analytical judgments)? We do not want to know what is contained in our concept of a thing (for the concept describes what belongs to its logical being), but what is in the actuality of the thing superadded to our concept, and by what the thing itself is determined in its existence outside the concept. Our understanding, and the conditions on which alone it can connect the determinations of things in their existence, do not prescribe any rule to things themselves; these do not conform to our understanding, but it must conform itself to them; they must therefore be first given us in order to gather these determinations from them, wherefore they would not be known a priori.
Splog: I don't like your FACE.
Immanuel Kant: ...

by Your FACE. July 12, 2008

I ain't going out like that

A well formed response to almost any question that involves potentially being/looking like a chump to someone else.

My company told me I was being sent on a trip to Mexico, then said the CEO was drunk when he made the announcement. They told me I'd be promoted, then back-tracked. The worst, I was paid for commission on an upsell, then 2 months later, they took the funds out of my paycheck.

Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

I like ur cut g

This term is used when a friend gets a tidy haircut but you want to smack them so you smack them if he gets angry u say I like ur cut g. and the situation will cool down like your tea that was left on the bench

Friend: Has a nice cut
You: I want to slap this kid
You: Slap his head
Friend or teacher: why did u do that I will knock u out bruv
You: I like ur cut g
Friend and teacher: Ok that's fine thanks

by overcookedmeatballsubway September 7, 2020

drop it like its hot

get straight to the point

Stop beating around the bush and just drop it like its hot

by HoneyB fly March 12, 2008

“Folded like a lawn chair”

A phrase usually used to describe a slutty sex position only practiced by immoral women.

Anne was “folded like a lawn chair” after begging the homeless man for some dick.

by Backstreetsbackaigt69 May 2, 2019

That’s like putting make up on a nigger

Something that doesn’t make any sense. Imagine coloring a black piece of construction paper.

Nick:That just doesn’t make any sense Adam.

Adam:I concur with your analysis. That’s like putting make up on a nigger.

by GFYMNIGGER October 9, 2021

i like ya cut g

its the sentence you should always say before you smack something round or shiny or newly shaved.

It's origins are not confirmed as it has been remade many times but all the evidence point out to this one vid where A DUDE SEES HIS SMALL 9 YEAR OLD OR SOMETHING BROTHER PLAY MINECRAFT AND THEN THEY GUY SAYS THE SENTENCE AND WHOPS THE KID'S HEAD, RESULTING IN A EAR DEAFFING SCREAM...

"Hmm you playin' minecraft... I like ya cut g!"
*atomic slap to a bald child's head
*child screams

by Dr. Memeology November 2, 2020