John

John - a very COOL guy with OUTSTANDING humour. If he was cursed to go back to another century, it’d be the 1500s so he could be a jester for the king of England. If he were to be a song it’d be “This must be the place” by Talking heads. If he were to die and come back as an animal, he’d be a toucan.

Person 1: Hey, look, there’s John!
Person 2: Oh my GOD that guy is so fucking funny

by The chopped onion May 19, 2025

John

Literally the greatest basketball player of all time. The absolute G.O.A.T.

He is also mad sexy

John literally just did a double windmill from halfcourt on Obama. I want to kiss him so badly.

by anonymous February 21, 2022

John Doe

The Roblox player who is not a bad guy but people believe he is and try to kill him with guns.But he soon turned into a hacker.

That man is being a John Doe.

by grim reaper reaper January 22, 2020

John-Dag

The most handsome boy.... very cute. He might look innocent but he’s hella annoying but fun to be around. You might not want him around most of the time but when he’s not there you tend to miss him.... he’s the best younger brother

Look over there he looks annoying... I’m sure it’s John-Dag. But he’s fun to be around

by Thee_purrfect_star November 24, 2021

logan john mesteler

logan. he has no fucking style. he’s italian

logan john mesteler wears flamingo shorts

by kartrasjoans October 21, 2022

st John's boy

Handsome, smart, and very well behaved boys from the rolling hills of Sekondi. They don't mess around.

This dude has a uniqueness about him, bro.
He must be a st John's boy.

by Stow_e March 12, 2021

Slurpin' it up like John Fisher

When you start mischievously slurp something in front of your friends in a suggestive way, you say "I'm slurping it up like John fisher".

Guy 1: "Bro, stop doing that, its weird"
Guy 2: "But I'm slurpin' it up like John Fisher!"

by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025