by the arguement winner September 16, 2022
Get the blum jobmug. Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.
by El Conquistador July 2, 2023
Get the solar rim jobmug. by Jayykeeee July 21, 2025
Get the Get a job applicationmug. Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.
A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
Get the New jobmug. by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014
Get the Mime jobmug. by J0z1f April 13, 2020
Get the Zip jobmug. When a junkie tosses a greasy lard of pizza into a trans emo girls spread open vagina and continues to dive down and give her a blow job while also trying to lick off the cheese and pizza sauce off of the pizza, leaving the soggy bread inside the vagina. Whilst doing so the junkie is also getting a rimjob from a different alt girl from behind.
Junkie-“yea i absolutely junked that one trans girl, i got licked out from behind by the other alt girl, we had an absolute baller job last night.”
by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024
Get the Baller Jobmug.