Super master god

A person who thinks they are the best at everything but is not indeed

That poser is one true super master god

by Infinitesnatch May 31, 2019

talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023

God

Short for "Jonathan"

Hey God! Want to go out to eat?

by Dp76 June 9, 2022

God’s rub

When a person rubs a towel between their ass cheeks

After i got out of the shower i did a god’s rub

by TeamFortress3Official November 10, 2025

GOD OF HYPOCRISY

Hey this can be found in the RECTORY of any ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH AND PROTESTANT CHURCH.

Look ANAL ALAN if you are that hard up to get into a WILD PEDOPHILE PARTY as get ROMAN CATHOLIC RELIGIOUS and the GOD OF HYPOCRISY may come to you and invite you to the STICKING BALLS UP THE 8 AND 11 YEAR AGE ASSES for starters as anything goes in the RECTORY as just beg the PASTOR and give a generous donation then you are on your way to enjoying PUSH PEDOPHILIA possibly your ULTIMATE EATING POOP from the nicest looking TOT.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 26, 2022

God job

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.

We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."

by DammitlDave October 12, 2011