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fart injection threshold

The Fart Injection Threshold (FIT) is the exact pressure necessary for a person's "hiney" which is properly and securely mated with a cloth surface (couch, car seat, pillow, etc.) to break through the somewhat permeable fabric with flatulence. If one cheek of said hiney is higher than the other or your pelvis is tilted, the fart will fail to penetrate the fabric barrier and thus pass through the choad channel and dust the back of your testies.
1. Last week I had to put plastic on my couch because some bad children broke into my house and fumigated my furniture. Good thing scientists have yet to discover how to break the Fart Injection Threshold of 3,000 Mil plastic.

2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!
by Dr.FartScientist May 4, 2017
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vaginal blood fart

a very grotesque term. not sure if it has any actually meaning. fun thing to say.
by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014
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Vaginal Blood fart

When the vagina farts and a little squirt of blood comes out
hey everybody i had my first vaginal blood fart expeirience
by chuck mangeoni December 30, 2006
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fart de grunt

That fat bitch fart de grunted on my piece again.
by jckm14 December 14, 2010
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Tidal Wave (Fart)

The act of producing an extremely potent fart that first, overwhelms the creator's cubicle filling the tiny space with toxic gas, and second, then billows up and over all four walls to flow into and consume his or her's fellow employees' cubicles, hallways, or offices, much like a tidal wave crashing over a wall wiping out everything in it's path.
Employee 1: Oh my god that is terrible, must've been the chimichanga I had for lunch.

(A minute passes.)

Employee 2: *gag* Jesus Christ Joe was that you?
Employee 3: That smells like Bigfoot's dick.
Employee 4 (walking by): *nearly throws up into trash can next to the copier*
Employee 1: That's what I call the tidal wave (fart).
by 10th Floor Insanity June 21, 2010
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Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.
The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.
by Creamsodatheory May 12, 2013
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Flying Farting Fuck

The act of giving a fuck, which proceeds to fart so hard it flies around forever on the power of it's own farts.
Alex do I look like I give a flying farting fuck?
by Saber8932 January 2, 2015
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