cuddling the dog

Cuddling the dog for emotional support because she always listens to your problems and doesn't judge you.

I'll be cuddling the dog all evening because my girlfriend was mean to me today.

by kyanite May 7, 2015

pandarised dog

when you put mascara on a dalmation and it goes in a river. When it comes out it can officially be called a pandarised dog.

OMG look at my dog he's completely pandarised!!
Yeah he's a pandarised dog alright!

by hehehahalolz(Y) April 30, 2009

Dog Hoarding

Any person who owns more than 2 dogs.

Me: Man, Jud just got ANOTHER dog - a black lab puppy. . . This is like their 3rd dog.

Wife: That's dog hoarding.

by Myers251 March 27, 2014

up dog

a dog that is up

person 1: up dog.
person 2: what?
person 1: ask then.
person 2: what is up dog?
person 1: a dog that is up
person 2: oh.

by 8we6oqd4wq May 1, 2020

Dog Facial

Having sex with a dog lover and pulling out and finishing on her dog audience.

"I gave a real good dog facial yesterday"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

poofta dog

When a dog with big muscles chokes on a smaller dog

My dog would choke on your dog because it’s a Poofta dog

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

Gernarled Dog

A specific type of hotdog invented by purplebh in 1997 while messing around in a 7/11. It consists of ketchup, mustard, onions, and a taquito. The gernarled dog is now worshipped along with its inventor, and a festival is held for every 5 year anniversary.

"Hey man, you going to the 25th quinquennial gernarled dog festival?"
"Well duh, who isn't?"

by McDonalds Large Fry October 16, 2021