December 25th

Literally best day ever, ITS CHRISTMAS

Ay bro what day is it? BRO! ITS CHRISTMAS! Oh I forgot it’s on December 25th…

🤦🏻 ♂️🤦🏻 ♂️🤦🏻 ♂️🤦🏻 ♂️

by EL PAPIIII November 2, 2021

Dormant Dick December

Same as No Nut November, except it's now in December. Can be shortened to DDD.

Guy 1: Finally I completed No Nut November.
Guy 2: Get ready for Dormant Dick December.
Guy 1: Oh fuck! I forgot.

by I have toast November 3, 2021

DESTROY DICK DECEMBER

after no nut november you can beat ur meat once a AGAIN
everyday you must beat ur meat

alright boys time for DESTROY DICK DECEMBER

by Wordgod671 November 3, 2021

December 16

National do whatever you want day.
Treat yourself. Please you deserve it

"Bro why are you doing a whole self care thing the world's about to end"
"Its december 16th bro"
"Make room for me bro"

by hihihihihihibye November 4, 2021

december 2nd

december 2nd is a day where you hug your teacher!

teacher: today we will be learning about-
you: *hugs*
teacher: why did you hug me in the middle of a lesson?
you: because its december 2nd!!

by edsheerannnnn November 4, 2021

December

NO DICK DECEMBER, okay girls, gays and non binary babes. anyone who is attracted to men or likes taking the s t r a p isnt allowed to next month because its no dick december!!

P1 : c’mon babe

P2 : i cant its no dick december

by eedeen November 5, 2021

Destroy Dick December Decade

What Agent Smith calls a “killing spree”

GUYS! DON’T POUR BLACK FLEX SEAL ON YOURSELF! YOU’LL CAUSE DESTROY DICK DECEMBER DECADE!

by Bambianca November 7, 2021